Getting to Know Me

Okay there is a bunch of junk that I am supposed to fill out so people can get to know me. Since I never read anyone’s blogger profile, I assume that no one will read mine.

But here are my current interests:

• Nagging at Kelly’s soon-to-be wife, Nat
• Hmmm… That’s about it
• No, there’s more
• I play a stupid, juvenile game called Dungeons and Dragons, but I love it
• I play a stupid, juvenile game called Magic the Gathering, but I love it
• I watch an insipid television program called Survivor, but I love it
• I boss people around incessantly at my job, almost to the point of ridiculousness
• I play a moronic online game called Guild Wars with my wife
• Like all Houstonians, I go out to eat religiously
  

Well, that became quite the list there. Oh wait – one more:

• I like to be mean

But not mean in a “mean” way or even an “average” way (math pun). No, mean in that teasing, flirting, on the verge of pissing you off but not quite getting there kinda mean. I love being that kind of mean.